Whether you’re looking for a nerd, jock or musician, the SGA is auctioning off them all at the second annual Guy Auction Feb. 17. Girls (and guys) will have the opportunity to bid on dates with some of Whitman’s finest men. Just in case you aren’t sure who to bid on, the Black & White compiled a complete manual of who’s worth your buck. 

Zach Schloss and Sahil Ansari: Baltimore Aquarium and a seafood dinner
Like water? Then enjoy an evening with this dazzling duo as they escort you through exhibits about fish to a meal of fish. Or just bring a fork to the aquarium and kill two birds with one stone. Ladies, both boys are single so gather your allowance and prepare for a good time.

Fun and laughs: 8/10
Originality: 8/10
Second date potential: 25%

Danny Parris, Sam Oshinsky and David Maman: Shabbat dinner
Looking for a nice Jewish boy? How about three of them? A date with this trio includes a Shabbat Dinner and “general Jewish enjoyment” at the Oshinsky household.

Fun and laughs: 9/10
Originality: 5/10
Second date potential: 50%

Peter Beiser: a private concert
Enjoy freshly brewed coffee as this multi-talented senior musician serenades you with his vocal stylings. Choose Beiser if you’re looking for a quiet night and smooth tunes.

Fun and laughs: 5/10
Originality: 9/10
Second date potential: 99%

Campbell McCarthy and Connor Jabs: date at the Golden Corral
Hit up the buffet and grill at the Golden Corral restaurant with these senior studs to keep you company.

Fun and laughs: 10/10
Originality: 6/10
Second date potential: 30%

Eddie Jones, Jean-Luc Simon and Will Brownlee: yoga and frozen yogurt
Looking for a night out with three of Whitman’s finest bachelors? Bid on a date with these senior bros and get the best of both worlds: exercise and dessert.

Fun and laughs: 7/10
Originality: 7/10
Second date potential: 60%

Zach Yamamoto: Picnic and an adventure hike
Yamamoto is more than just a football player. This athlete is showing his softer side on a romantic picnic and exciting adventure hike.

Fun and laughs: 6/10
Originality: 9/10
Second date potential: 70%

Eric and Mike Harder: laser tag
If one’s good, two’s better. These twin wrestlers promise a fun-filled night of laser tag and merriment.

Fun and laughs: 8/10
Originality: 5/10
Second date potential: 20%

John An: making Korean sushi
Resident musician, comedian and cool guy senior John An promises the ultimate date: a cozy night at your home, making homemade Korean sushi together. Enjoy An’s jokes as you enjoy ‘Gimbap.’

Fun and Laughs: 9/10
Originality: 9/10
Second date potential: 70%

Peter Schalch: Georgetown Cupcakes and Made By You
Senior funny guy Peter Schalch guarantees a night filled with laughs at Georgetown Cupcake and “Made by You.” Warning: this date is only for those who aren’t afraid to get a little messy making pottery and won’t mind the wrath of the jealous 6-year-old girls next to them.

Fun and laughs: 7/10
Originality: 9/10
Second date potential: 0%

Jeff Gruen: Six Flags
Bid on a date with senior Jeff Gruen and expect an adventurous day jam-packed with junk food, thrill rides and daredevil death drops. Avoid eating anything before going on the roller coasters — nothing makes a bad first impression like getting sick… all over your date. Keep in mind, this is a one-shot deal. He’s taken.

Fun and laughs: 8/10
Originality: 10/10
Second date potential: 0%

Adam Polis: ice skating and ice cream
A date with senior Adam Polis includes ice skating at Cabin John Ice Rink and your choice of ice cream. Don’t be afraid to take the skating challenge even if you’re a newbie to the ice — you’ll have the chance to grab onto each other for support as you both try to stay on your feet. He’ll be there to help you up even if you do fall down.

Fun and laughs: 4/10
Originality: 6/10
Second date potential: 0%

Nate Eckland: California Tortilla and a movie
A night out on the town with this senior is for sale. He’ll pick you up and whisk you away to downtown Bethesda for dinner at CalTor and the movie of your choice. Advice: you might want to stay away from bean burritos on a first date. Flatulence is a surefire way to guarantee there won’t be a second date. “Funny is the only thing I have going for me, besides my A in Anatomy,” he says.

Fun and laughs: 7/10
Originality: 3/10
Second date potential: 50%

Bryan Joel and Daniel Voigt: Wizards game
Bryan Joel and D-Voigt want to take you out to a Wizards game at the Verizon Center. Sporty girls: this date is for you.

Fun and laughs: 8/10
Originality: 8/10
Second date potential: 90%

Paul Balland and Jesse Freeman: a day at the zoo and lunch in D.C.
These seniors promise a date at the Washington, D.C. zoo and lunch. It’s a great date for animal lovers, although watching monkeys sniff each other can be less than romantic, but it’s ok, they too are already taken.

Fun and laughs: 9/10
Originality: 3/10
Second date potential: 0%

Thomas Colton and Nathan Golightly: Twilight movie marathon
Get your wallets out for this auction, ladies — this is going to get expensive. These junior bros present the ultimate package: a Twilight movie marathon at your house. Mormon package? More like the more-man package. Werewolf lovers and vampire fans alike, this date is perfect for you.

Fun and laughs: 8/10
Originality: 7.5/10
Second date potential: 60%

Michael Flack and Jeff Schaeffer: mini golf and dinner
Football players Michael Flack and Jeff Schaeffer offer a fun game of mini golf and a romantic dinner to follow. Previous mini golf experience optional.

Fun and laughs: 7/10
Originality: 4/10
Second date potential: 50%

Stephen Rodan and Adam Bloom: Caps game
Into hockey? Juniors Stephen Rodan and Adam Bloom will take you to see the Washington Capitals play at the Verizon Center. Cheer on your favorite players as you chill with your high-status man-candy for the night.

Fun and laughs: 7/10
Originality: 4/10
Second date potential: 70%

Danny Milzman and Ari Kapner: a day in D.C.
A date with young politicians Danny Milzman and Ari Kapner entails a day out in Washington D.C. to explore the district and have fun in the nation’s capital. Word on the street is they have a surprise in store for whoever buys them.

Fun and laughs: 8/10
Originality: 6/10
Second date potential: 50%

Matt Bruns and Josh Biel: burgers and bowling
Juniors Matt Bruns and Josh Biel promise the two B’s their names secretly represent: burgers and bowling. Chill with this pair as you show off your impressive bowling skills and maybe land a few strikes and spares.

Fun and laughs: 9/10
Originality: 6/10
Second date potential: 90%

Sam Woodbury: Rock Climbing
Want a man to make you feel like you’re on top of the world? Junior Sam Woodbury can. Bid on a date with him and enjoy a day of fun rock-climbing to the top.

Fun and laughs: 6/10
Originality: 10/10
Second date potential: 70%

Gabe Slesinger: U-Street dinner and Twins Jazz Club
Are you a jazz lover? Then, bid on a date with cool musician Gabe Slesinger. You’ll get to dine out on U-Street and then kick back and relax to smooth jazz at the Twins Jazz Club.

Fun and laughs: 8/10
Originality: 9/10
Second date potential: 70%

Solomon Parker: Build a Bear and mall adventure
Tap into your inner child as you create your own stuffed animal at Build-A-Bear with your hilarious partner for a day.

Fun and laughs: 9/10
Originality: 10/10
Second date potential: 70%

Brent Kreutzberg and David Jones: dinner and airsofting
These juniors want to take you out to dinner and have an airsoft gun battle at the Airsoft Arena. Feel free to let loose and have fun while you battle each other out in the arena.

Fun and laughs: 6.5/10
Originality: 9/10
Second date potential: 50%